Merv García, pen and ink and pencil on graph paper, doodle © 2007 by ybonesy. All rights reserved.
Merv Griffin: OK, my little pajaritos, do we have any requests?
Someone in audience: Y volver, volver, volver…
Someone else in audience: …a mis brazos otra vez…
MG: Coños, babies, come on, I’m not Al Hurricane…let me play you una cancioncita about my lovely bunch of coco-nuts…
Someone in audience: Al Hurricane? I thought you were Tony Bennett, oyé!
Someone else in audience: ¿Qué cosa Tony Bennett? ¡Oralé, he’s Engulburk Humperdink!
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What If Merv Were Chicano?
Posted in Art, Culture, Doodling, Film / TV / Video, Laughing, Money, Music, Spirituality, tagged Chicano culture, Chicano identity, humor, imaginary conversations, Merv Griffin, Spanglish, What If So-and-So Were Chicano series, ybonesy doodles on September 14, 2007| 15 Comments »
What If The Southwest Guy Were Chicano?
Posted in Art, Bones, Culture, Doodling, Dreams, Laughing, Money, On the Road, Spirituality, tagged Chicano identity, chicano pride, What If So-and-So Were Chicano series, ybonesy doodles on September 6, 2007| 9 Comments »
Southwest Guy: Oyé, ven aquí por tu regalo gratís…
Traveler: ¿Qué cosa gratís?
Southwest Guy: Es un t-shirt *muy* bonita…que te doy después de que you fill out esté application de tarjeta crédito…
Traveler: ¡No quiero un feo t-shirt de Southwest, hombre!
Southwest Guy: Espera, hombre, you can die it black, man, and wear it camping!
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What If Madge Were Chicana?
Posted in Art, Culture, Doodling, Film / TV / Video, Laughing, Practice, tagged chicana identity, Madge the manicurist, Palmolive dishwashing liquid, What If So-and-So Were Chicano series, ybonesy doodles on August 31, 2007| 15 Comments »
You’re Soaking in it, pen and ink doodle on graph paper, doodle © 2007 by ybonesy. All rights reserved.
Madge: Ei, alá, you’re so-king in it…
Client: ¡Chale! ¿De véras?
Madge: Sí, hombre, te digo la verdad.
Client: ¡Oralé! ¿Qué pasó? Was there a ganga at Dollar Store?
Madge: Bitche, how did you know??
-Inspired by Topic post, Cleanliness.
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