- Green frijoles don’t cause gas
- Toads and frogs are cousins to insects
- Everything I know about green I learned from a diaper
- The NM state question–do you know what it is?
- If you like it both ways, it’s called Christmas
- If U.S. paper money were pink or orange like in other countries, we might not be so greedy
- Green’s not a good camouflage in the desert (ask a horned toad)
- My mother taught me that when your nose slime goes from yellow to green, it’s because your virus has turned bacterial (and it’s time to go on antibiotics)
- Dad is the green thumb of the family; Mom has toe thumbs
- I’m not as green as I’d like; it’s hard being green
-from Topic post, Greening
My answer to #4 is “Navidad, por favor!”
Thanks for the chuckles!
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Claro que si!
Of course, I always get mine smothered in red, but it’s always fun to be able to celebrate navidad any ol’ day you want. Where’s mm? He and I can sing the “Oh Fair NM” song for you.
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we’re waiting? a capella?
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Does your mom really have toe thumbs? I had never seen those before.
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Yes! She does. And one of my sisters has them, too, and another sister has one toe thumb and one “dad” thumb. (We call them “mom” thumbs and “dad” thumbs.) And my grandmother had them, and some of my aunts do. They’re adorable, although I’ve met people who get sick of other people pointing them out and saying, What’s wrong with your thumbs!?
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